
IdiomThe Absurd
French
Quand les poules auront des dents
Meaning: Never — it describes something that will simply never happen.
Literally: When hens have teeth
Example: “Lui, ranger sa chambre ? Quand les poules auront des dents !” — Him, clean his room? When pigs fly!
English equivalent: When pigs fly
Origin: Hens have no teeth, so the day they grow some will never come. The Académie française listed the phrase in its 1932 dictionary as meaning "when what cannot happen happens," but its first use is not documented, and the claim that it dates from the 18th century could not be confirmed. English uses flying pigs for the same impossibility.
Other ways to say this
Russian: Когда рак на горе свистнет (Kogda rak na gore svistnet) Literally: When a crayfish whistles on the mountain
Russian: После дождичка в четверг (Posle dozhdichka v chetverg) Literally: After the little rain on Thursday
Portuguese: Nem que a vaca tussa Literally: Not even if the cow coughsEnglish: at latter Lammas
Italian: alle calende greche Literally: On the Greek calendsEnglish: when hell freezes over
French: Aux calendes grecques Literally: At the Greek calends
French: À la Saint-Glinglin Literally: On Saint Glinglin's dayEnglish: when pigs fly
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